tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-109830752011-04-21T18:53:21.927Zlove me... hate me... suck clintonMonica Sucksnoreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10983075.post-1166052607117851642006-12-13T23:27:00.000Z2006-12-13T23:48:51.746ZWas on T.V. last night.<br /><br />She looks like her head has been sawed in half and stitched back together the wrong way round.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10983075-116605260711785164?l=iftheskycameinlineswouldyousnortit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monica Sucksnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10983075.post-1127022564743567792005-09-18T05:47:00.000Z2006-11-17T12:37:45.863ZNote to Mike Nichols:<br /><br />Next time you have a wank, please don't feel you have to make a film out of it.<br /><br />That's 2 hours of my life i'll never get back.<br /><br />I love you???<br /><br />Asshole!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10983075-112702256474356779?l=iftheskycameinlineswouldyousnortit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monica Sucksnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10983075.post-1113418908515060192005-04-12T19:56:00.000Z2006-11-17T12:24:56.743ZDear Alexandra,<br /><br />Listen, I know I told you that I didn't feel ready to do the shoot this month, but that was before fat buggery bollocks decided to slap me round the head in front of eveyone.<br /><br />Just because I didn't want to spend the night gazing at his ugly granny shagging puss, I get twatted and covered in red bull. Charming. . . Two words 'Aul Slapper'.<br /><br />It's cool though, I turned round and says to him "I'm too good for Roo", HA HA HA. Everyone pissed themselves, even Rio.<br /><br />So, Cyprus? We're on big style. I'm getting St Tropezed on my way to the airport.<br /><br />See you soon.<br /><br />C x<br /><br />P.S. See if you can get me some swimwear. That'll get right up his snout ;)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10983075-111341890851506019?l=iftheskycameinlineswouldyousnortit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monica Sucksnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10983075.post-1109001073062523602005-02-21T23:43:00.000Z2005-04-13T19:10:53.280ZSo, the world has been blessed with another Davictoria cross. . .<br /><br />And the name for the little fella? CRUZ which means CROSS.<br /><br />He will be.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10983075-110900107306252360?l=iftheskycameinlineswouldyousnortit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monica Sucksnoreply@blogger.com2